THINGS I SAY

Fishing isn’t catching.

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:42:01 -0600

But at least you can look good doing it.

It would be fair to assume that I’d died.

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:45:12 -0600

But I haven’t.

Really.

I’m going to try this again. And maybe slowly, I can tell you what I’ve been doing over the last year.

Don’t worry. I made a list.

Sled Day!!

Sat, 7 Feb 2009 10:57:07 -0700

Thanks Tyler and Gillian!

I’ve been nothing but supportive.

Sat, 7 Feb 2009 10:49:36 -0700

I like deer.

I cry when I watch Bambi.

I don’t shoot them.

I don’t eat them.

I put them in my logo, for the love of all that is righteous and good.

And what thanks do I get? The little bastard HIT MY CAR.

I’m driving, minding my own business. When out of nowhere, I feel a bump and hear a loud explosion like noise. I look in my rearview and see something flying through the air.

Then I see his little deer friends.

When I pull over to assess the damage, and find my window has exploded, I was sure that I was going to find him in the back of my car, lying on the dog bed. Thankfully, no. There was no dead deer in my car.

I am clearly reevaluating our relationship.

The beard.

Sat, 7 Feb 2009 10:46:42 -0700

This was one of Charlie’s birthday presents.

But really, it’s present for the whole family.